Floridians
I’ve been a resident of central Florida for over eight years now. I get tons of junk email (most of which I don’t even read, but a recent one caught my interest. I share a small portion of it that rings true to my ears.
You Know You’re A Floridian If…
Socks are only for bowlling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You have to drive north to get to The South.
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You dread love bug season.
Down south means Key West.
Shoes are for business meetings and church… but you have worn fllip flops to church before.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You’ve worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.